From the Depths of Nor's Spell Book (full of odd and gross things)

Hi everyone. Here are a few spells form my Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells. As I promised!
I don't actually recomend trying any od these. but you might be able to get a laugh out of reading them none the less.
Enjoy!

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POWDER SPELL - SPICEY LOVE POWDER

Grind and powder the following:
-Cayenne pepper
-Cubeb peppers
-Dried ginger root
-Cinnamon
-Grains of Paradise

Sprinkle the resulting power around the bed, candles or within billet-doux. keep it out of the sheets, off your skin, and definetley out of your eyes or other sensitive areas, because this powder may burn as hot as the love it's intended to inspire


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SEX SHEET SPELL

1. toss a sheet over copulating dogs and then get it back. Don't wash that sheet!
2.Find and excuse to wrap the sheet around to the one you desire. This will allegedy arouse amourous feelings.

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COCONUT CLEANSING SPELL

1. Bring rum, Cascarilla Powder and a whole coconut to the corner of your home furthest from the main entrance.
2. Take a mouthfull of rum. Don't swallow it; instead spray it over the whole coconut.
3. Next sprinkle Cascarilla Powder on the coconut.
4. Roll the coconut through your home, out the main entrance.
5. Pick it up and and bring it to a four-way cross roads at a distance from where you live, a remote crossroads, not one that you pass frequently.
6. Circumambulate the four points of the crossroads, dropping offerings of fruit, coins, and candy as you pass each one.
7. Bring the coconut into the centre of the crossroads and throw it to the ground, making sure that it cracks open.
8. Leave it there. Return home via a circuitous route without looking back

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UNDERWEAR SPELL (1) BOILED WATER

1. Boil your unwashed underwear, stained with menstural blood if possible, in a pot or cauldron filled with water.
2. After removing the underwear, reserve the boiled water to make tea or coffee to serve to yuor lover.

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UNDERWEAR SPELL (2) BRAZILLIAN COFFEE SPELL

1. Sleep in a panty or tight pajama bottom for two nights. Don't wash it.
2. Strain coffee through the crotch
3. Serve a man one cup at breakfast, one at dinner.
Reinforce as needed.

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ANIMAL SHAPE-SHIFTING SPELL (RUSSIAN WOLF)

Spontanious, inuative practice can teach you to shape shift; however more formal magical techniques also exist. Russian magic has some tips, although gymnastic talent seem to be as much of a requrement as magical. These spells are spesifically intended to thansform someone into a wolf (wether this means a real wolf or a werewolf is open for interpretation)

1. Go into the woods and locate a smooth tree stump. Pay attention to which direction you have used to aproach it.
2. Stick a copper knife into the stump.
3. Somersault over the knife

To transform back to your original form, approach the tree stump from the opposite direction. Somersault backwards. If the knife has been removed, you're out of luck.

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ANIMAL SHAPE SHIFTING SPELL (ANY CREATURE)

Another Russian spell aparantly allows you to choose what form you will take.

1. Stick twelve knives in the ground at intervals
2. Somersault over each one

Again, to transform back to your original form, approach from the oposite direction and somersault backwards.

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COCONUT REVERSAL

1. Carry a coconut to your front door.
2. Hold it in your hands and visualize the forces of evil plaguing you passing from your body out of your hands and into the coconut.
3. Visualize the coconut's eyes as the Evil Eye and the coconut head grinning at you.
4. When you're ready, open the door, drop kick or place the coconut on the floor and kick it out on the street, yelling aggressively, "Get the hell out" or something stronger.
5. Go inside and immediatley perform cleansing and protective rituals for yourself.

This may also be used to reverse any kind of malevolent spell

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I don't recoment trying any of the ones listed here that contains bodily fluids.
this is purely for the lulz

more odd ones will follow!

stay tuned!

MOON INFUSED WATERS

The ancient Greeks called this technique "drawing down the moon" or the "Thessalian Trick". The Greeks believed that Thessalian witches held great power and methaphysical knowlege. This was considered one of their most important formulas

LUNAR SLIME

1. fill a jar or dish to the brim with pure spring water.
2. bring this container outside and position it so tat the full moon is reflected within. Maintain this position for as long as possible
3. this charged water may now be used as an ingredient in potions and spells, substituted wherever a spell demands water, including Holy Water. It ranks among the most profound ingredients of teh materia magica, right alongside menstrual blood and iron.

Despite it's power, its name translates to the less-than-romatic lunar slime. to fully understand its power, let's jump across the sea to Africa's Medeterainian coast and a more recent Morocan magic product.

MOON FOAM

The stuff of fairy tales, historically prized by Morocco's witches, Moon Foam is a legendary power-substance that captures the essence of the New Moon. It can:
-Enforce a husband or lover's fidelity
-Cure or prevent impotence
-Repair male or female fartility
-Instill mad, crazy passion for whoever uses it

obtaining moan foam entails a complex ritual, a little more difficult that the Thessalian Trick, although there are some suggestions that indicate that simmilar results where expected from the older spell.

1. Approach the cemetary gates at the New Moon and undress completley.
2. Fill a basin or pitcher with pure spring water and place it in the light of the moon
3. Mount an oleander branch and gallop around the perimeter of the cemetary counter-clockwise seven times, chanting a "special" incantation as you circumambulate(The incantation, of course, is a well-kept secret. Either find an wise old witch to whom you can apprentice yourself, or improvise)
4. Ideally by now your actions have succeeded in attracting the attention of the moon's guardian spirits. If all goes as it should, following the seventh circle around the cemetary, a lunar spirit will manifest herself to you and request that you reveal your desire. Tell her that you want Moon Foam. She will not be overly willing to give it to you.
5. You'll have to negotiate. Make various offers: see what works. If the negotiations are successful, the moon will literally drop down into your water.
6. Eventually the water will contain visible silver foam. Strain if off carefully, like oil from water or scum from soap
7. Take it home and reserve for future use


((FYI: if you have the guts to actually do this. be warned few places like people prancing aorund naked on graveyards...XD ))