Hallo~

Hello Everyone!

My real name is Andrea, but too continue the funny food related nickname theme, you can call me Coffee. (because I drink so much of it I think my blood is permanently caffenated) although I'm known to a lot of people as Nor or Nessie...I really don't care XD I have an endless amount of nicknames

I'm 20 years old. I was born and raised in Norway, when I was 17 I moved to Scotland - where I now studdy Art and Philosophy.
I love traveling and I love languages - I just fail miserably at them.

I've not been RP'ing for very long at all, and I'm only on one other site, where I RP as Norway and Netherlands (I won't tell you guys how much of a fail I am at NL)

I'm very fond of horror - sphycologial more so than others - and while I did not cure my fear of needles while in hospital, I've cured my fear of blood. Don't ask if you don't like gore XD

See Gilbert! Being 19 isn't old! It's normal!

Coffee~ I think that fits, since Norway is the country which consumes the most coffee in the world, with the other nordics (except Iceland) following close behind, and Netherlands on the 5th place xD

By the way, it made me happy to see you use "faen" and "helvete" in your application (yes, Scandinavian cursewords make me happy). I wrote those on my classmates arm once when we were bored in class... pretty big too. Together with "Perkele" and "Fuck, I spilled the vodka" in Russian. /useless information

I ramble to much!

pffft...19 is not old at all...and if it was I'd never act my age anyways! XD

oh yes we love out coffee. I drink coffee at work all through the day and when I come home, a few more cups. XD

curse words in different languages is great fun! I took great pleasure in reading the curse word page of my german phrse book while I was there for a class trip...I'm quite bad for swearing, in any language actually XD people tend to think I'm rude...XD
(useless info FTW )

(so do I! so no worries here!)

'ello Coffee!
Actually I adore coffee <3
During the school year I'd drink a cup in the morning, then I would go out during lunch hours to buy another cup, and I'd have two more cups when I got home. It's the only thing that helps me pay attention in class...

I wish I lived in Europe!
Being raised by a German who dislikes Canada has affected me.
:p

It's amazing how many people here like horror and gore...

HAVE SOME WAFFLES!

<3

HIYA Coffee! I am Toast. Let's make sweet breakfast togetherrrr!~

*brofist*

@Lars

I felt old because most of the people who signed up first were youngins. ;n;

@Waffles
mmm. Takk skal du ha ^^
Coffee makes my job barable...I do get payed to sit and drink a cup or two together wiht the patients! XD
come visit! we're usually friendly XD

would anyone actually sign up for this site if they didn't like horror? XD



@Toast
A delicious breakfast we would make indeed!
*brofist*

HI COFFEE!!! :3

Hey Toast I'm sorry for making you feel old ;3;, I'm just so freakin young, probably any RP I'd go to. 18 and 19 isn't old! (neither is 20, happy early early early birthday Coffee X3))

Coffee~

How come I can't get a decent cup of coffee anywhere? Like I'll go to get coffee at like, six or seven different places a day, and each place will have the shittiest coffee EVER! Like that Starshmucks coffee. That is the fuckin' worst. It's fuckin' swill! Disgusting, filthy, swill! It tastes like fucking rat droppings in warm water with some of that cinamonny powder shit to try and cover up the nasty-ass flavor! I hope that chain of coffee houses is burned to the ground by its own incompetent employees!

Speaking of Starshmucks employees: Why is it that every time I order something in there, they scream it out to one another? Gee, why don't you put up a billboard outside telling the world what I just ordered? They act like self-important coffee gurus, and earn like, seven dollars an hour doling out crap to dumb idiots. And once you order something, they all scramble around, bumping into each other like the Three Stooges trying to do a pit job at the Indie 500. Fuckin' moron. I should throw my scalding hot coffee in their fuckin' faces! RELAX! One person can make my coffee. I don't need a team of fucking coffee specialists coming up with blueprints and devising the proper way to come up with a cup of coffee. Stop having meetings over how it should be done and just POUR THE COFFEE. Then maybe I can get it within twenty minutes next time! You damn coffee house whores! Damn you all!!


...I used to have that entire thing memorized. OTL Sorry for spamming you with a Foamy the Squirrel greeting.

pffttt...*dies*

My coffee is very good thank-you-very much..

Starbucks' does not excist in norway..we're all terribly hardcore and drink it BLACK (or with moonshine/vodka) because vikings don't need to sugarcoat anything! XD

Quick hide! A wild sexy Norwegian has appeared! *Throws my uber loveball to capture this cutie and charms the European.* Muzh~! Priviet! *Finally I can properly say hi to you in the forums!* I will refrain myself and call you muzh or Norway. >///n\\\< *Can I flirt, yes/yes? Tempts with caffeine.*

Needles will forever be scary. Whaat, you used to be scared of blood muzh? *Holds, hugs.* ♡♡♡♡

*appears out of nowhere!* (inrelaity:procastination from essays)

CAFFEINE! you haz me sold! <3


jupp, was quite squeamish about it untill I had to have blood transfusion myself and spent months in hospital staring at my own scars...XD